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1 posted on 04/11/2020 12:44:10 AM PDT by John Semmens

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2 posted on 04/11/2020 12:49:23 AM PDT by John Semmens

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3 posted on 04/11/2020 12:49:39 AM PDT by seawolf101 (Member LES DEPLORABLES)

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4 posted on 04/11/2020 12:59:44 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Gays can give blood but I can't)

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Creepy Joe needs a glass belly button, just to see out.

5 posted on 04/11/2020 1:01:10 AM PDT by Mark17 (Father of US Air Force Officer in pilot training. Flew the DA-20 and T-6. One more aircraft to go.)

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I’m sure Biden would make the finest president that George Soros’s money can buy.

6 posted on 04/11/2020 1:39:52 AM PDT by Bullish (Covfefe Happens)

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From the office of Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel:

Under my new rules, starting immediately, on the day after their 75th birthday, all people are required to go to the nearest hospital to be Un-Lived. Those who do not comply will be arrested by the local Un-Living Department for transporation the the nearest hospital for Un-Living.

To prevent traffic jams, those who have already passed their 75th birthday will have 6 months to make an appointment to be Un-Lived. These appointments must be within one year from today.

During the first year of Un-Living, to prevent financial hardships, all Un-Living will be performed at no cost.

Under Clause One (known as the Biden Clause) of the Un-Living Act (ULA), all government employees, all elected persons, and all individuals running for any offices are exempted from the ULA.

If today is your birthday, pack your bags so you are ready tomorrow's Un-Living. Of course, you really don't need to bring anything except yourself, ha, ha. The a little joke to relieve any anxiety. Of course, you may Un-Live yourself by any means if you choose.

So, we'll see some of your tomorrow for your ULAday! Happy ULAday to you!

7 posted on 04/11/2020 3:12:53 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Die-ggl,TWT,FCBK,NYT,WPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antf,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP,MSNBC)

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Logan’s Run is the new Democrat playbook...

13 posted on 04/11/2020 9:08:03 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))

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Is this really satire though?

14 posted on 04/11/2020 11:08:03 AM PDT by wastedyears (The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)

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"I have recruited Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, the genius behind Obamacare"

That was only after he found out Jack Kevorkian was unavailable.

15 posted on 04/11/2020 11:21:16 PM PDT by clearcarbon

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