Under my new rules, starting immediately, on the day after their 75th birthday, all people are required to go to the nearest hospital to be Un-Lived. Those who do not comply will be arrested by the local Un-Living Department for transporation the the nearest hospital for Un-Living.
To prevent traffic jams, those who have already passed their 75th birthday will have 6 months to make an appointment to be Un-Lived. These appointments must be within one year from today.
During the first year of Un-Living, to prevent financial hardships, all Un-Living will be performed at no cost.
Under Clause One (known as the Biden Clause) of the Un-Living Act (ULA), all government employees, all elected persons, and all individuals running for any offices are exempted from the ULA.
If today is your birthday, pack your bags so you are ready tomorrow's Un-Living. Of course, you really don't need to bring anything except yourself, ha, ha. The a little joke to relieve any anxiety. Of course, you may Un-Live yourself by any means if you choose.
So, we'll see some of your tomorrow for your ULAday! Happy ULAday to you!
So, 90% of Congresswill be gone? Does AOC become a senior Congressman?