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Posted on 04/05/2020 6:58:46 AM PDT by NOBO2012

It’s Palm Sunday.  Who needs a break?

I thought so. These times are not conducive to much of anything. I mean seriously, my major accomplishment yesterday was perfecting Instant Pot popcorn. I followed the directions to the letter but added 2 tablespoons of melted butter to the huge bowlful it produced, as well as an extra half teaspoon of Flavocol, sprinkled from on high. There was still a small bowl left this morning that I ate with my first cup of coffee so it’s all gone.

Raj made something a bit less ethereal - homemade kielbasa.  We’ve discovered kielbasa is the perfect “garlic sausage” to include in an authentic cassolette which we are now rather committed to making. In Michigan you can reliably find a good fresh, not smoked, Polish sausage just about anywhere. Here, nobody has ever heard of it. So we were on our own. Raj used a recipe he’s made before; it’s from an old Detroit cookbook.

He used the meat grinder attachment on the Kitchenaid – Blonde Gator would be proud of him – rather than the processor.

It’s also easy to find sausage casings in Detroit, our neighborhood Italian market carries them. Here, especially in the Time of Coronavirus, I wouldn’t know where to start looking so we’re going to make hand formed patties or links today. This batch has paprika in it as I had forgotten that “if you add paprika to polish kielbasa you turn it into Hungarian sausage” until it was too late. Hence the added note, in the event we are forced to make our own again. Don’t worry though, “Hungarian sausage” is also very garlicy and good.

Today there is a winter’s worth of leaves-half-turned-to-mulch on the patio that need to dealt with, along with the making of the cassoulet, so it should be a fairly productive day here in our post-apocalyptic times bunker.

About 3# of Polish-Hungarian garlic sausage

And that’s about all the news this week from Planet Woebegone where all the women are strong, the men are all wrong and the children are all A students.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: coronavirus; covid19; easter; wuhan

1 posted on 04/05/2020 6:58:46 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012; All

That’s all well and good, but WHO STOLE THE KISHKA?
https://youtu.be/X1FJuswuJCw


2 posted on 04/05/2020 7:06:49 AM PDT by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
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To: mozarky2

Jasciu brought it back!


3 posted on 04/05/2020 8:13:54 AM PDT by epluribus_2 (He, had the best mom - ever. my)
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To: NOBO2012

I was afraid that “Instant Pot Popcorn” was made with cannibis. The pot dispensaries here in Phoenix hawk pot pizza, pot burgers, pot gummies, pot cookies, etc. One “medical” chain shelled out to feature Tommy Chong as spokeman.


4 posted on 04/05/2020 4:46:20 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: mozarky2
Back in the good ol’ days, there was nothing more fun than a Polish festival in Hamtramck...

Several of my close friends still had parents there and every festival we would spend the weekend drinking beer, eating Polish food and trying to polka.....Didn't matter how good we were, the old ladies loved us.........LOL!

5 posted on 04/05/2020 4:57:35 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (How did I survive the Swine flu and the killer flu of 2017-18 without govt. help?)
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