Posted on 03/15/2020 5:34:33 AM PDT by RArtfulogerDodger
. Now that celebs like Tom Hanks and others reportedly have this so-called “corona virus,” the walking, butt-end of the American public, who thinks Hanks is a real person, might finally grasp what’s being done to them.
That is—what’s being done to the public. By the maniac spin-masters who still raven to “get Trump,” at any cost, including poisoning the truth, the “news,” bringing down all of America, wrecking the future, and destroying anybody who seems to be in their way.
As a wise woman said to me, “Now they can watch.”
Meaning, they can see if Tom Hanks dies from the virus, or if he just recovers and walks away to finish his next dumbass movie, meaning it was all, just more, lib-spin bllsht.
Rarely do they actually tell us who dies. WHO DIES? Is it that 300 lb woman you see in the supermarket wearing Spandex? Is it that 80 year old guy in the nursing home who can’t feed himself?
Or is it the iron-man athlete, raised on organic foods and hard exercise?
This celebrity crap brings it to a level I think Americans can understand, and “watch.” Because–in my opinion–anybody who would look to a celebrity, a movie star, or a “teevee news anchor,” for opinion or truth, believes in unicorn farts, and deranged, lib democrats.
No matter what President Trump does, the demoncrats try to spin it negatively, in a way to get votes. Whatever he does is wrong. If he says, “yes,” demoncrats say, “no.” If he changes the “yes,” to a, “no,” the demoncrats will then say, “yes.”
Nothing matters. Except get Trump. Libs don’t give a damn about you, your family, or your pet. They don’t care if you live or die. If they could, they would just kill you.
In their wholly-owned, lib, communist, mass-media, they attack you and lie about you and malign you. This is done world-wide, every hour of every day. It is relentless. Half the world seems to be unsympathetic leftists who want communism, right now.
Who listens to this bllsht?
EVERYBODY who’s not a conservative, listens to it.
But, I want YOU to listen to ME:
If Trump runs for President, there will be blood.
If Trump does not run for President, there will be blood.
If Trump wins, there will be blood. If Trump looses, there will be blood.
If there is an election there will be blood. If there is no election, there will be blood.
There’s going to be blood.
Maybe this virus thingy is just the beginning of the End? Already? Maybe we should all stock up on toilet paper, and fill our tubs with water?
Guess what, Kids? There’s not enough toilet paper in the world to stock up on. Sooner or later everything “runs out.” And there you are, You’re out of tub water, You’re out of food, and You’re out of toilet paper.
Then what?
What do you do?
Well…
You should–get serious, get real, and get thinking.
Don’t bother watching the drama-drenched quarantine of Tom Hanks, or the mysterious, sudden seclusion of Joy Behar, to see what happens next. Or to hear what their “wisdom-soaked” pronouncements might ultimately be. Because—
What the HELL could they possibly know better than you, that you don’t already know?
Besides, we might already be, in the Beginning, of the Ending.
So, get realistic. . .
I’m thinking Keith Richards could take a trip over to Huebei, China, have sex with half the women there and come back to the U.S. unscathed and as healthy as ever.
I am not a HCP. I am talking about shielding individuals outside the HCF from deadly diseases. I don’t go treating everyone I come into contact with as having every bug known or even unknown as you do but I do deserve to know if I am living beside someone with a serious communicable disease. For example, we make sex offenders register and publish those names for a reason and even limit where then can live. If a bunch of people came down with ebola in my neighborhood, I should know about it rather than be told 50 people in my county or state have ebola but don’t worry.
My advice is...Be professional, be polite..but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
"To lose" = "to fail at, to no longer possess, etc."
A writer unable to understand that distinction is not a good writer.
Do you actually think that the writer doesn't understand the distinction between the two words and that he didn't just make an error?
Sorry but my attitude is why is Tom Hanks more important than anyone’s Mom, Dad, Grandmother, Grandfather or any other relative? Because he’s a friggin actor that evoked some emotion in us? let me know when he invents or discovers something that advances our lives in a real concrete manner.
If Tom Hanks dies, we know another Hollywood child molestor didn’t kill himself.
“ Not me...Hanks helped Forky....”
You say helped, I say indoctrinated. Forky is the perfect victim of Hanks diabolical Progressive scheme, no brain, not even a cranial cavity. Poor thing didn’t stand a chance.
We agree!
Well-played, Sara. I’ve often said...Jim could probably charge to get into some of these comedic threads. FReeper humor is good humor. Forget ice cream...too much weight to try and get off unless you get the Co Vid-19 weight loss program.
Life, liberty, laughs...they’ll try to ban it...especially if it’s at their expense.
Don’t worry liberals, I am selling poison ivy leaves to wipe your butt with. They are organic and free range.
Unleashing the bad puns!
From Instapundit's Open Thread back on March 11:
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thefrolickingmole • 4 minutes ago
The following is black humour, I wouldnt wish this on anyone.
Saving Private Wuhan
Breathless in Seattle
The man with one functioning lung
Batnet
Joe Vs the Batvirus
Bonfire of the flu victims
A Plague of their own
Virus Gump
Youve got Disease
Road to Wuhan
And lastly, A beautiful day in the virus ward.
It’s sheerly a hypothetical: Trump will NOT lose.
Hahah, he hears yew :)
It’s a hypothetical ______-head.
To kill Chuck Norris would take an asteroid strike. A BIG one. And even then, it might be iffy....
Yes, the German sneak attack on Pearl Baily. A day that will go down.
Less than?
This Friedberg is a NObody, vato. A nobody.
Like...well...like you :)
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
rwood
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn’t worked up the courage to tell him yet.
rwood
What makes you think he’s a child molester?
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