Corona Virus Humor (because we need some)

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[Psycho_Runner]

What’s the difference between corona virus and the 737 max? The corona virus is airborne.

[Lakeside Granny]

I need to know where Betty White is during all this.

Is she safe?

Does she have toilet paper?

[Lakeside Granny]

[bunkerhill7]

What is the difference between corona virus in North Korea and South Korea?
In South Korea you get a shot
In North Korea you get shot.

[jimjohn]

Awesome.

[boxlunch]

Oh my gosh. That was good.

[truthluva]

Two days without sports.

“We have two kids AND a dog?”

[fr_freak]

Is is poor taste to wet your fingers, fake a sneeze, and flick droplets on the back of neck of the tall guy who avoided a hundred empty seats to sit in front of little ol' you in the theater?

Well, if it is, I'm sure he'll let you know.

[RandallFlagg]

I was going up to random people at the stores saying, “Ya notice that everyone’s buying toilet paper, yet everyone’s ignoring the toothpaste isle?”

They either laugh or say, “EWWW!” and shudder.

[NorseWood]

One flu over the cuckoo’s nest.

[jackibutterfly]

"Before Coronavirus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough."

That's really good - that should be your tagline. :-)!!