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To: backwoods-engineer
Who so you think keeps your water and electricity running, little elves?

Absolutely. They're friends of mine.

These fellers have been working around the clock to make sure this flu doesn't do half of what the media hopes it would. They deserve our thanks and respect.

Why, even Shorty (the smallest elf), wiped his butt with his own hat just so the public would have one extra roll of toilet paper to hoard.

Now I've embarrassed him. Sorry, Shorty. But people need to know. These elves are saints!

103 posted on 03/13/2020 6:15:39 AM PDT by silent_jonny ("forward to what lies ahead" -- Phil. 3:13)
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To: silent_jonny

That there Clark is some GOOOOD stuff!


175 posted on 03/13/2020 8:22:58 AM PDT by griffin
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