Here It Goes – DNC Says Joe Biden Needs Chair and Desk for Next Debate…

theconservativetreehouse.com ^ | 3/8/20 | sundance

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Can’t wait until Trump has his shot at Biden in the debates.

Let’s see if Biden still wants to take Trump out behind the gym.

[bobk333]

I agree, Bernie should stand the entire time.

[lightman]

What’s next?

A recliner chair with neck massager?

[jetson]

Maybe it will be equipped with a shock stimulator to keep him awake.

[ScottinVA]

Then Bernie should stand up, while perverted old Biden sits in his ass.

[bunster]

Or maybe introduce Sanders and he walks in to his Podium

and then they introduce Biden and slide him in on a chair with wheels sitting behind his desk with wheels, grinning all the way.

what an idiot.

[bunster]

Or maybe introduce Sanders and he walks in to his Podium

and then they introduce Biden and slide him in on a chair with wheels sitting behind his desk with wheels, grinning all the way.

what an idiot.

[bunster]

Or maybe introduce Sanders and he walks in to his Podium

and then they introduce Biden and slide him in on a chair with wheels sitting behind his desk with wheels, grinning all the way.

what an idiot.

[frank ballenger]

A pillow and a warm glass of milk!

LOL. Now you're talking.

First debate with an age appropriate setting. Both codgers reclining on deck chairs.

A theory I read about (from SF writer the late Roger Zelazny) is that the human brain creates most efficiently from a reclining position and a relaxed posture of the body . He wrote many of his novels on a nearly horizontal lounge chair.

I think that theory will be popular with many FReepers.

[Spok]

He should also just lip synch a speech that’s been recorded by someone who has all of his marbles.

[RetiredScientist]

He is clearly exhibiting the signs of Dementia/Alzheimer's. He needs to drop out and return to private life.

[TChad]

Gentlemen, start your wheelchairs!

[CodeToad]

Host: “Joe, you’re favorite ice cream is Rocky Road, what is your favorite ice cream?”

[Celtic Conservative]

The Joe Biden animatronic only works sitting down.

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[Tejas Rob]

>>Can’t wait until Trump has his shot at Biden in the debates.

Let’s see if Biden still wants to take Trump out behind the gym.<<

I predict Biden will try to take a swing at President Trump. I’m serious, Biden has been trying to play his tough guy act and is senile enough to do it.

[Vince Ferrer]

How about rocking chairs out on the porch?

[GOPJ]

The “audience members” who ask questions will all be plants by the Club and CNN; and the Biden campaign will be provided all of the topics and questions well in advance to assist their rehearsal efforts just like they did for Hillary in 2016.

Biden's in bad shape. Maybe they want him to sit because he's wetting his pants and he won't put the ice tea down... Depends have limits...

Then again, Biden might want to sit because he doesn't have the energy to stand that long while trying to 'think on his feet'... Or he needs a desk because 'the desk' will have cribs written all over it... We know democrats,right?

Biden's in luck - it doesn't matter if the country sees him as senile and lame - the folks who do voter fraud will push Biden's body over the finish line.

[MomwithHope]

I’m starting to think he won’t make it to the convention at all. Bernie won’t get the super delegates to vote for him and Hillary comes in at the last minute to save the day. Biden endorses Hillary and pledges all his delegates to her. Game set match.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Let the festivities begin.

[GnuThere]

Soon, Heart Attack Bern is gonna be looking like Jack LaLanne compared to the Demented Dim.