Mini-Mike Sends up an Ominous Trial Balloon

DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

[jonascord]

Mini-Mike will find out how much logging chain he can swim with... A common problem with people who are between Piaps and the Crown.

[Bernard]

So a Wall Street capitalist is trying to buy the democrat nomination, and the other candidates have the mainstream dems so rattled that they are considering voting for a jewish guy. (At least he's not trying to join their country club.) And he has a list of VP candidates that includes Hillary Clinton.

Do either of them know where Wisconsin is?

Does the list include Pierre Romney as well as Hillary?

And, most importantly, does Mike think he is running for President of the United States, or President of the Lollipop Guild?

[BuffaloJack]

Why do they even have caucuses and primaries?
The candidates will just be picked by the the guys in the smoke filled room.

[jazminerose]

Every day, you think it can’t get any funnier.

Then, you wake up in the morning and find out you were wrong again.

[chris37]

Pick her, Mini Mike.

It’s your funeral, microtyrant.

[jazminerose]

‘Ominous’ for whom?

Cue the pearl clutchers.

1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . faint!

[richardtavor]

Great point. Perhaps her plan is to be VP and then release a bunch of information on Bloomberg’s involvement in China, which would lead to his impeachment. (if that didn’t work, she could just ‘clintoncide’ him and become President.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Ominous or Odious?

[JPJones]

Blumboorg is working behind the scenes with the DNC, that was reported on a thread here on FR.

So he’ll get the nomination and with Clinton as VP...

...Bernie bots are going to be absolutely furious.

So expect Bernie to commit “suicide” or die of a “heart attack”.

Otherwise the Berniebots will turn on the dem party forever.

[Boomer]

MiniMike won’t tolerate a veep taller than he is.

That makes for a very shortlist.

Hahaha... good one.

[MV=PY]

"Shows what an idiot he is. Placing himself one heartbeat from having a Clinton as President."

Not if the plan is for him to resign.

[stanne]

Oh. I imagine H put up that trial balloon. She needs to be in the WH.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Mini-Mike may try this. A blast from the ancient past.

“On March 28th, 193 AD, the Roman empire was auctioned off by the Praetorian guards to the wealthy senator Didius Julianus for the price of 6250 drachmas per soldier. ... After outbidding Sulpicianus, Didius Julianus was named emperor, and he received an oath of allegiance from the guards.”

[Robert A Cook PE]

Blood and circuses are not far behind. They are already getting the bread, the orgies, the saturnalia festivals. And the sodomy, the “hiring immigrant barbarians” to do the work.

At least Hadrian got the money to build his wall.

[SaxxonWoods]

I have a feeling this has been in the works from the beginning. This is the ‘Back Room’ at work.

[HotHunt]

If elected, he might not have to feign some illness and resign.

He might have to commit suicide, which is Hillary's weapon of choice.

[stonehouse01]

See my #4 - Bloomberg and Hillary are co-ordinating so she ends up President.

Bloomberg is a billionaire - he is no fool!

[stonehouse01]

see my #4

[mylife]

Fuggediboutit!

[Rdct29]

Mini Mike has a real problem trying to win the national election. He might not even win his home state of New York. He will lose the majority of Sanders supporters after he buys the nomination from Bernie. I don't know why people are so scared of mini Mike. He has no personality and he is an out of touch billionaire. I think president Trump will know how to beat midget Mike.