The Republicans ought ADD some articles of their own:
3. Impure thoughts on a Steamboat Landing.........
4. Whistling Dixie in a Popeye’s Restaurant........
Add your own.
Make the committee VOTE ON EVERY ONE...................
Two scoops when everyone else got one.
Two scoops of Ice Cream.
Excessive catsup on steak..
2. Not asking Mother May I. And worse yet, stepping on sidewalk cracks. KNOWINGLY..