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Welcome to Little Jerry’s Airing of Grievances
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-5-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 12/05/2019 5:30:50 AM PST by NOBO2012

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Far be it from me to criticize a person based solely on their looks but have you ever seen 3 such goofy looking academics in your life?

Like I said though, it’s not just their mugs. If central casting called for 3 pompous, supercilious professors with daddy issues, here’s your final cut. They landed the lead roles in the yesterday’s retelling of the Festivus story - brought to you by Little Jerry’s Deli.

In the original version Festivus is celebrated on December 23, begins with the raising of the aluminum Festivus pole, followed by a nice meatloaf dinner and only then do you get into the airing of grievances and the feats of strength. Like everything else with the Democrats these days though,  they have it half-ass backwards,

"At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year."

and began their festivities with the airing of grievances – totally out of order.

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But man oh man, did we hear their grievances! First from Michael Gerhart, who looks disturbingly like my dentist.

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And Noah Feldman

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who looks (and sounds) disturbingly like Harold Krenshaw, Adrian Monk’s neurotic nemesis:

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Then of course there is Professor Pam Karlan who looks disturbingly like every smug, opinionated, angry harridan you’ve ever had the misfortune of running across.

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Image result for pamela karlan supporter of warren and hillary clintonYIKES! I won’t even say who she looks disturbingly like

And how about these two dour spectators spotted at the impeachment hearings? I’m willing to bet my last corned beef sandwich they aren’t there to support our President. Odd what these humorless members of the resistance do for fun isn’t it?

Image result for impeachment hearingsMembers of the audience use binoculars while attending an impeachment hearing where constitutional scholars…testified before the House Judiciary Committee. – Mercury News

I certainly hope the Dems enjoy the rest of the upcoming Festivus traditions:

The planting of the pole:

and the Feats of Strength.

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Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: festivus; impeachment; nadler; trump

1 posted on 12/05/2019 5:30:50 AM PST by NOBO2012
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2 posted on 12/05/2019 5:37:46 AM PST by Liz (httpsOur side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. conclusive)
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To: NOBO2012

That cile vunt Karlan is proof positive why we need to bring back the Palmer Raids.


3 posted on 12/05/2019 5:39:44 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Dear Mr. Kotter, #Epsteindidntkillhimself - Signed, Epstein's Mother)
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Academic needs purged of these sanctimonious, supercilious, self-preening, intellectual degenerates. These self-centered nitwits have no integrity and have no shame. I spit on their tenure.


4 posted on 12/05/2019 5:54:16 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp???)
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To: Liz

What a steaming pile those three academics were. Parents who are paying big bucks to have their children indoctrinated by Leftist dim-bulbs such as these saw their children’s diplomas devalued on live TV yesterday.


5 posted on 12/05/2019 5:54:59 AM PST by txrefugee
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To: NOBO2012

Little Jerry probably hasn’t seen his little thing in 60 years.


6 posted on 12/05/2019 5:56:11 AM PST by HighSierra5
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To: Liz

She has described herself as an example of a “snarky, bisexual, Jewish women”.


7 posted on 12/05/2019 6:02:39 AM PST by euram
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To: Liz

Someone posted that this wretched “ballabusta” has never passed the bar. How then is she qualified to teach Consttutional Law?


8 posted on 12/05/2019 6:09:11 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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She snarked her way into Stanford......probably threatened them with a lawsuit if she wasnt hired.

Must have a bunch of dolts doing the hiring........


9 posted on 12/05/2019 6:21:50 AM PST by Liz (httpsOur side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. conclusive)
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To: euram

Contact
Stanford Law School
Crown Quadrangle
559 Nathan Abbott Way
Stanford, CA 94305-8610
Phone: 650 723.2465
Fax: 650 725.0253

TALKING POINTS An angry misinformed Stanford Law School professor brought to 12/4/19 Wednesday’s impeachment hearings a remarkable dimension of ignorance that is nothing short of mind-boggling.

Stanford Law School Professor Pamela S Karlan had apparently colluded with Judiciary member Cong Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) who urged Stanford Law School Professor Pamela S Karlan to comment when Jackson Lee drew a parallel between President Donald Trump and a monarch.

“What comparisons can we make between kings, that the framers were afraid of, and the president’s conduct today?” Jackson Lee calculatedly asked Stanford Law School Professor Pamela S Karlan, called to testify as a constitutional law expert.

Stanford Law School Professor Pamela S Karlan replied “Kings could do no wrong because the king’s word was law, but contrary to what President Trump says, Article II does not give him the power to do anything he wants,” Karlan said. “The Constitution says there can be no titles of nobility, so while the president can name his son Barron, he cannot make him a baron,” she continued.

REALITY CHECK Barron Trump’s name has NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH NOBILITY. Barron Trump is named after Barron Hilton, of Hilton Hotel fame, a close friend of President Donald Trump. The name Barron originated from the Old French and was often used as a nickname for a peasant who aspired to land ownership.

It is disconcerting to read that Stanford Law School Professor Pamela S Karlan has been on the Stanford Law School faculty since 1998, is an expert on constitutional law and the Supreme Court, and has argued nine cases before the Supreme Court.

I would strongly suggest Stanford Law School students drop classes taught by Prof Karlan lest the future lawyers jeopardize legal careers by an unfortunate exposure to classes taught by a clearly unqualified Prof Karlan.


10 posted on 12/05/2019 6:32:59 AM PST by Liz (httpsOur side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. conclusive)
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These witlesses make The Munsters look normal


11 posted on 12/05/2019 7:05:14 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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