Yoga pants
As a red-blooded male I want to shake the hand of the inventor of yoga pants
As a father I want to choke-slam the inventor of yoga pants
“As a red-blooded male I want to shake the hand of the inventor of yoga pants
As a father I want to choke-slam the inventor of yoga pants”
LOL! My sentiment exactly!
Her: “You should be ashamed. Do you look at your daughter that way?”
Him: “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course not. I only look at her friends that way.”