Posted on 09/21/2019 9:28:36 AM PDT by grundle
Men, of course. ;-)
Obviously they didn’t teach the Quran. Probably just some selected quotes and no hadiths at all.
PhD and dumb as a rock.. not surprising in today’s colleges.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DE
A officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"
"Your PhD! Show them your PhD!!" (for the record, I have a PhD in a hard science.)
There ain’t no cure for stupid.
Too bad they are not old enough, but a great ticket for the Dems would be Ilhan Omar for POTUS and Linda Sarsour for VP
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