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This Scientific Breakthrough Could Increase the Odds that Hillary Clinton Runs for President Again
The Washington Free Beacon ^ | August 14, 2019 | Andrew Stiles

Posted on 08/15/2019 12:04:25 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

A new scientific breakthrough could increase the odds that Hillary Clinton, 71, could enter the Democratic primary in an effort to unite the party behind a tried and tested (albeit twice-failed) candidate in 2020.

Clinton, whose unsuccessful 2016 campaign was plagued by challenges related to likability, balance, mobility, health scares, corruption, incompetence, and hubris, will be thrilled to learn that researchers at Keio University in Japan have developed a piece of technology that could mitigate at least one of those factors in the event she decides to run again.

The "Arque" is an "artificial biomimicry-inspired anthropomorphic tail" that elderly individuals can wear "as an extension of human body to provide active momentum alteration in balancing situations, or as a device to alter body momentum for full-body haptic feedback scenarios." In other words, it could be just the thing Hillary needs to overcome the general distaste with which she is viewed by a majority of the voting public.

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: andrewstiles; japan
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

She already has a tail with a spaded tip she keeps hidden.


21 posted on 08/15/2019 4:08:46 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

ROTFL!

I love it! GO HILLARY!!


22 posted on 08/15/2019 4:10:12 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Have they polled whether voters prefer a socialist reset obese blueberry rat hyena to a morbidly overfed corrupt upright blue tick grub?


23 posted on 08/15/2019 4:21:12 AM PDT by tinyowl (A is A)
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To: Nateman

Not even 8:00 a.m., and here’s the post of the day.


24 posted on 08/15/2019 4:38:40 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam ("The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly." A. Lincoln)
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To: Farcesensitive

“I half expect them to nominate her again after a hung convention.”

Can you even IMAGINE the delicious debates, with Trump knowing now what he didn’t know in 2016?? Not enough popcorn in the world to get us through them. She’d suffer total annihilation.


25 posted on 08/15/2019 4:42:21 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam ("The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly." A. Lincoln)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

26 posted on 08/15/2019 4:44:31 AM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966)
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To: Nateman

You win today’s prize !


27 posted on 08/15/2019 4:50:06 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: dp0622

Dunno about scraping the bottom but pinning the tail on the donkey seems an appropriate remedy. Might even try horns to complete the look.


28 posted on 08/15/2019 4:51:44 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (The denial of the authority of God is the central plank of the Progressive movement.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Will the tail come up and smack her in the back of the head when she’s thinking evil thought?


29 posted on 08/15/2019 5:31:46 AM PDT by Pollard (If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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To: wastedyears

Give her horns with the tail. That would be about right.


30 posted on 08/15/2019 5:33:09 AM PDT by D Rider
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

She’s a Lizard; she already has a tail. It doesn’t work on that sack of ...


31 posted on 08/15/2019 6:02:54 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

And little green men could land in the backyard.


32 posted on 08/15/2019 6:46:56 AM PDT by bgill
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Just what Bill wants. Another piece of tail hanging around!


33 posted on 08/15/2019 6:50:19 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Nothing says Hillary like “artificial biomimicry”.


35 posted on 08/15/2019 7:04:30 AM PDT by Chewbarkah
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To: dp0622
We’re scraping the bottom for articles to post here :)

The day is young. Give it time.

36 posted on 08/15/2019 7:07:03 AM PDT by DoodleDawg
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Why not just put a broom stick up her butt with a wheel on it.


38 posted on 08/15/2019 7:09:33 AM PDT by jetson
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Horns and a tail. She’ll be perfect.


39 posted on 08/15/2019 7:10:34 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I thought Hillary was born with a tail.


40 posted on 08/15/2019 7:11:03 AM PDT by GSWarrior (I am a victim of racism every time I am called a racist because of my race.)
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