Feds Announce Use of “Complex” Interest Rates

Self ^ | 8/14/2019 | Self

[fruser1]

Yes, this is a joke.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

What if Epstein swapped Powell into his cell?

OK, that was sick.

[dp0622]

Why put that in the post at the bottom instead of the top?

I’m one of the dumb f..ks who doesn’t know a whole lot about numbers and so I kept reading.

Does it make you feel superior to have someone not as “bright” as you read a whole lot of worthless sh.t?

[rbg81]

Only electrical engineers will understand this new system.

[Hostage]

Yes it is but good job drawing in the EE community personas to give it a momentary lift in cred for the head scratchers.

[Dawggie]

Life on the J omega plane is fun. Scares the pants off of managers.

[lgjhn23]

Will this be kinda like writing important things in cursor so only white folks can understand it?

[reed13k]

Negative interest rates are legalized theft.

But this article is only imaginary legalized theft.

[Steely Tom]

Real dollars now, paid back in imaginary dollars later.

[Wilhelm Tell]

Don’t give them any ideas...

[sauropod]

bkmk

[TLI]

Real dollars now, paid back in imaginary dollars later.

Gladly repaid every Tuesday.

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[right way right]

LOL!
I read it too.
It was just kooky enough to be real.

The Globalist Left needs a recession.
Complex numbers sounded like a winner.

[JoSixChip]

Ahhh, the old quadratic equation. If you can’t dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with BS.

[rdcbn]

For now

[JoSixChip]

Ahhh, the old quadratic equation. If you can’t dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with BS.

Rather ordinary differential equations.

[PTBAA]

Are they taking some of our money on every transaction or am I imagining that?

[Sequoyah101]

That I did not find the least bit amusing or clever.

[mountainlion]

Only electrical engineers will understand this new system.

You mean the use of imaginary numbers like the square root of negative one equals i?

[Dave Wright]

I have been borrowing money for some time based on negative interest rates and it works very well for me. When I go to a merchant and purchase something using my Visa or Discover Card these bank companies loan me the money to pay the merchant. Not only do I get the full value of the purchased item using the card but they deposit an additional 1-3% in my account that I can then use for future purchases. I can keep this money as long as I repay the loan each month. I think they call this “cash back” or something.