Posted on 08/08/2019 1:20:57 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee posted a lengthy political rant on Tuesday, and he appeared to say ‘McPence’ is in the closet, though it may have been just part of his insult. Tommy Lee revealed an awful paycheck from Motley Crue’s ‘The Dirt’ yesterday.
“You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH [White House] again because we are going to pay you back so f**king hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We’re going to re-paint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt six days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms, and atheist literature from the cockpit.
We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad that Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person that your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted f**ks. Try the McPence. It’s a boiled, unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother.
We’re going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks ASAP. We’re replacing Confederate statues with BLM [Black Lives Matter] leaders and Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow.
Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We’re turning [Sean] Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables and free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.”
Hey ladies that Tommy Lee is such a catch isn’t he?
He puts the Hep in Hepatitis.
Just ask Pamela Anderson.
Psssst Tommy, time to pull the gerbil out...
Liberals seem to be able to make gay jokes about Republicans with no consequences despite it being 100% more “homophobic” that anything a Republican ever says.
Bet Carpe Donktum could have a Lotta fun with this....
This could make some great political ads...
Tommy Lee. Gag...
Methinks him and Swillyssa share the same brain cell.
/bingo
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