Joe is on record, from the Debate: If elected president, his first act as president, would be to defeat Donald trump.
How can any satire beat that reality?
“A spokesman for the Biden camp averred that such a handicap wouldnt be necessary. Since Joes proposal would use a highest office held protocol to determine who gets the first shot at Trump, we expect the former Vice-President to have the first and only needed shot at knocking Trump out of the race and taking his place in the White House. There would be no need for any of the women to worry about their pugilistic deficiencies. “
That’s how.