Posted on 05/26/2019 8:49:22 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Genesis the Mermaid, age 10, cooked bacon and eggs for the very first time. She used a cast iron skillet.
We don’t talk about that.
LOL!
Of course, the greatest tragedy of all, are the unfortunate HAMfisted!
There is a Dilbert strip with PHB saying that.
what part of the pig did the radios come from?
It pains me to read that, as it reminds me of my stupidity at Smith's grocery recently. They had a "case lots" sale and among the goodies was a 12-pack of SPAM for $21. I love the stuff and jumped at it.
When I get home and unwrap the case, I discover it is TURKEY SPAM. Never heard of the stuff, and sure enough, without the fat, it is tasteless crap. Will eventually use 'em up, but by God, I'll go over the next case of SPAM with a magnifying glass.
I don’t know...you’ve got me, there. And exactly WHAT in the world, could a pig actually have, that he could HOCK? He might fool Chumley, but not Rick!
No, it's not. A touch of oil in the hot cast iron skillet before adding the bacon prevents sticking.
I love Spam® We eat it all the time. Makes a great hot lunch sandwich. Fry up a couple slices of Spam. A slice of onion, some lettuce, mustard on toasted white bread.
My youngest learned to cook scrambled eggs at 2...seriously.
She was pretty good atit too
Dad needs some cooking and safety lessons.
Send it to Hawaii, they’ll eat anything SPAM or SPAM-like.
You're mean. Reading your recipe makes me feel like that dog in this classic :-)
LeAving the bacon alone until it has rendered some also prevents sticking
Missed that part
I like my bacon to be from pork
Turkey bacon is like sex with a condom PJ
my wife eats it
Not me
Wright’s thick cut
You put bacon fat in the pan, that you saved from the last time you fried bacon.
I don’t mind spam thin fried like bologna and bbq sauce on toasted white bread
Remember Treet ...Armours version....versus Hormel Spam
Not sure which I prefer
Smoked bologna thick cut if it’s high quality bologna is good
Not that green jail bologna
I like the bacon in a box. Keeps in the freezer, take five strips out, nuke them and have your BLT. Yes!
Not needed
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