The Easiest Way to Drain the Swamp: Relocate It to Tiny Everglades Across the Fruited Plain

A "You're So Vain" FReeper Vanity ^ | May 1, 2019 | Pocono Pundit

[poconopundit]

The Swamp is what Sebastian Gorka means the Permanent State, not the Deep State.

Gorka's right.  That's our number one enemy.  The Deep State may be more fiction than reality — with the exception of Lisa Strok, Comey, Boobamba, Sleepy Joe, and friends.

The easiest way to destroy the Permanent State is to RELOCATE it.  Every large corporation recognizes the value of this strategy.

Look at General Electric.  They could see bad times coming and knew they had to lop off a lot of useless executives pulling down deep salaries.

What did they do?  They relocated from Connecticut to Boston.  Maybe the smartest move GE made in 20 years. Tons of people left GE.

The Federal government needs to be splintered up and relocated to hundreds of cities, towns, and rural areas across America!

And I would further like to see each department be required to relocate every 10 years so people don't get into thinking their Federal job is a permanent one.

This plan will do a number of good things:

1. 20% of Federal Employees would quit outright because they don't want to relocate to Montana, Fairbanks, or North Dakota.
   

2. We disrupt Fake News and the permanent Washington press corps.
   

3. Average salaries of federal workers can dramatically decline since many will be living in more affordable cities and towns.
   

4. It would give a boost to communications infrastructure firms who would build more fiberoptic and other comms, enriching parts of the country that are bandwidth "starved".
   

5. The wealth of DC would be redistributed to the country at large.  No more money would be needed to build guilded office buildings in Alexandria.
   

6. Federal workers would be incented to actually WORK for their pay, not sit on a job where they are almost immune from being fired.
   

7. We disrupt the Lobbyists and the "creature comfort" people who buttress the Permanent State, people who woul not move to Jackson, Mississippi.
   

8. Tens of thousands of college-educated Starbucks barristers could find gainful employment doing clerical work for the Fed -- and they are free to set up cool coffee bars at their new workplaces:- )

One final touch: no more Federal wage raises (less military) till the rate of people quitting federal jobs reaches parity with people in private industry quitting their jobs.

What do you think?

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[Salvavida]

The easiest way is for the American people to take up arms and take back the government by force.