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A BETTER St. Patty's Day Joke
March 17, 2019
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Posted on 03/17/2019 1:55:29 PM PDT by Cassius Flavia Agrippa
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To: Cassius Flavia Agrippa
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posted on
03/17/2019 1:57:59 PM PDT
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: Cassius Flavia Agrippa
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To: malach
I think the Irish prefer “Gift of gab”.
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posted on
03/17/2019 2:51:13 PM PDT
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laplata
(The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: Cassius Flavia Agrippa
St Patrick was British.
Try wearing that button today. :)
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posted on
03/17/2019 3:02:33 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
To: Cassius Flavia Agrippa
Huh. Never heard that one before.
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posted on
03/17/2019 3:16:58 PM PDT
by
alancarp
(George Orwell was an optimist.)
To: laplata
I think the Irish prefer “Gift of gab”.Every Irish woman I ever met preferred the 'gift of the tongue'.
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posted on
03/17/2019 3:37:33 PM PDT
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
To: USS Alaska
I’ve heard both but heard Gab more. Both are used.
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posted on
03/17/2019 3:50:13 PM PDT
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laplata
(The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: Cassius Flavia Agrippa
To: Cassius Flavia Agrippa
OK I have one.Paddy says to the bartender “Last one for me”.Crawls off the barstool and down the street to his house.Crawls up the steps and slips into bed quietly so as not to wake his wife.He wakes up in the morning and his wife says you were out at the bar last night.He says”How do you know?”She says”You left your wheelchair at the bar”
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posted on
03/17/2019 4:10:51 PM PDT
by
fatima
(Free Hugs Today :))
To: alancarp
That’s a good thing, right.
To: laplata
I think the term “blarney” gets woven into that kind of talk, as well.
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posted on
03/17/2019 4:12:50 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
("It ishttps://y impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
To: Cassius Flavia Agrippa
Long but good:
Irishman comes to the US...
He is invited to see his first baseball game...
First batter hits the ball and the fans around yell “Run, man!!! RUN!!!” So he stands and yells “Run man!! RUN!!”
Second batter takes first pitch for ball one...Then another for ball two...Pitcher throws wide for ball three...The next pitch is in the dirt for ball four...
The drops his bat and trots down the first base line...
The Irishman stands and yells “Run, man!!! RUN!!!”
His friend tell him he doesn’t have to run. He has four balls....
The Irishman looks at the player and then yells “Walk proudly, son...Walk PROUDLY!!!!”
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posted on
03/17/2019 4:24:54 PM PDT
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JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: All
What’s the definition of a gay Irishman?
One who prefers women to whiskey.
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posted on
03/17/2019 4:36:51 PM PDT
by
pke
To: JBW1949
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posted on
03/17/2019 5:00:06 PM PDT
by
blondiegoodbadugly
(Thank you President Trump!!!! Please continue MAGA)
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posted on
03/17/2019 5:07:11 PM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: Tucker39
That’s right. And “malarkey”.
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posted on
03/17/2019 5:17:37 PM PDT
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laplata
(The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: pke
Sent this to an Irish former Marine!
Them’s fightin’ words
;)
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