A Week in the Newsroom

MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-10-19 | MOTUS

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What a strange news week.

   Good night Chet. Goodnight David.

1. The Democrats in the House voted against a resolution to excluding illegal aliens from voting to U.S. elections

2.  The Democrats in the House voted as a block to lower the voting age for all federal elections from 18 to 16

3. The Democrats in the House refused to vote on a resolution condemning anti-Semitism in general and Ilhan Omar’s anti-Semitism in particular. Choosing instead to condemn all bigotry.

4. Jussie Smollett was indicted on 16 felony charges

5. Major blackout (trigger!) in the socialist paradise of Venezuela

Journalists report via cellphones – wait till they run out of juice!

6. Anti-Semite and hater Ilhan Omar tries to BLAME the reporter who quoted her saying Obama got 'away with murder' on drone strikes for 'distorting' her words, then releases audio of her interview that proves the journalist was right

7. Bruce Ohr reveals that he collaborated with British spy and Fusion GPS contractor Christopher Steele while he was writing the Steele Dossier

8. High School girls in Arizona were kicked off campus for wearing ‘Make America Great Again’ attire on Spirit Day. When did it become offensive in America to support our President?

All of the above was either ignored entirely or mentioned in passing on all MSM outlets. What did they incessantly report of instead?

• President Trump signs Bibles – Bibles! Oh the sacrilege! (as if anyone in their newsrooms knows sacrilege from Adam)

• Trump mistakenly calls Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple” – he must be senile!

Tim plays along with the joke, changing his Twitter handle to “Tim Apple”

I think we should get the entire old band back together for a performance at next year’s SXSW festival:

Tim Apple
Jeff Amazon
Elon Tesla
Mark Facebook
Jack Twitter
Sundar Google

and really give the Cherokee Nation’s presidential hopeful something to breakup.

• Coverage of AOC holding court at the South By Southwest Festival in Austin, where she performed her act as the smartest woman in the room, revealing herself, again, to be the Millennial Moron.

AOC with old white global warming guy Bill Nye

"So you think about this image of welfare queens and what [Reagan] was really trying to talk about was ... this like really resentful vision of essentially black women who were doing nothing, that were 'sucks' on our country."

"And it's this whole tragedy of the commons type of thinking where it's like because ... this one specific group of people, that you are already kind of subconsciously primed to resent, you give them a different reason that's not explicit racism but still rooted in a racist caricature." — U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y.

If I weren’t so tired it would all be enough to make me weep for America. Perhaps that will come after I’ve had another cup of covfefe and begin to process this “daylight saving time” thing.

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