Where I and my folks live it’d be suicide for anyone to come up the trail to our place and the rest of the houses further on up. Even a couple of liberal houses have guns.
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We live in a farmhouse at the end of a 200-yard farm lane. Since there are no children living here we have several defense weapons locked and loaded, and No Trespassing and Bad Dog signs posted.
As in: We Don’t Call 9-1-1