To: ColdOne
I just keep a bucket of hockey pucks near my bed to throw at the bad guys. The leftist said that was adequate protection. And I took down my back walls and front fence because the leftist said they did not help protect me or my home.
7 posted on
01/10/2019 5:09:17 PM PST by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: dragnet2
"I just keep a bucket of hockey pucks near my bed to throw at the bad guys."
You need to upgrade to a trap thrower loaded with a stack of clay pigeons. It's *the* happy, fun assault weapon for bedroom self-defense!
61 posted on
01/10/2019 6:09:24 PM PST by
familyop
("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
To: dragnet2
Heh. One spouse yells, “Pull!”
The other launches a pigeon, hitting the home invader in the teeth.
The first spouse fires to hit the pigeon, just as it hits the invader in the teeth.
Result: very sorry home invader. ;-)
65 posted on
01/10/2019 6:14:32 PM PST by
familyop
("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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