To: dragnet2
"I just keep a bucket of hockey pucks near my bed to throw at the bad guys."
You need to upgrade to a trap thrower loaded with a stack of clay pigeons. It's *the* happy, fun assault weapon for bedroom self-defense!
61 posted on
01/10/2019 6:09:24 PM PST by
familyop
("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
To: familyop
There is a Nerf gun that spits out tennis balls. Wonder if it could be upgraded to use pool balls, which are about the same size.
63 posted on
01/10/2019 6:13:10 PM PST by
Reno89519
(No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
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