Posted on 12/16/2018 6:52:20 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Okay, despite LOSING his bid to become senator from Texas, Beto O'Rourke has actually risen to #3 in Democrat Presidential Polls. Therefore the time is RIPE to give him a nickname that President Trump could use.
I'll kick this off by referencing his DUI flee from the scene of a traffic accident he caused with this monicker: BETO BAILOUT.
Beethoven
WhistleBritches!
Burrito Beto
Use some alliteration: Beto Burrito.
Beta Male Beto?
Beatoff O’Dork
O’Rourke has actually risen to #3 in Democrat Presidential Poll.
Wow the democrats are in more trouble than expected.
Bob
How about Pancho Vanilla?
I second “Beta”...
Bobo -or- Bozo.
The Beto Fish.
That would be the best debate retort ever witnessed “Lighten up, Francis!” ROFL
Beta Man Beto
Beat O’Rock
Beat off.
President Trump has a fake Indian and a fake Mexican wanting g to run against him. What do they have in common? They are both fake Americans.
Irish Bob!
or
Irish Rob
McSpik el muy ric
“Beano”
“Beaner” is considered wacist. “Beano” is a flatulence canceler that has saved countless lives in & around Mexican restaurants. As Dave Barry put it, Mexican food alone can explain why most of Mexico is located outdoors.
There was a Walt Disney western about a dude named “Alvarez Kelly, the Irish senor”.
Why doesn’t Oteb claim descent from all the Irish who fought in Santa Ana’s San Patricio regiment during the Mexican War?
Oh...almost forgot: a nickname for Robert Patrick O’Rourke. I’ll go with “Beano” even if a little edgy & non-PC. Whenever PDJT uses it, he should hold up a bottle of the antifart product.
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