Our massive CO2 emissions have reached the Sun and caused this catastrophe!
We should send a task force to investigate.
I suggest Jerry Brown and Occasional-Cortez.
They can use a Jeff Bezos rocket.
I’m kind of hoping prolonged cold weather will kill off most of the iguanas in South Florida. That actually did happen in winter of 2010 when a week of below 40 temperatures killed off almost all iguanas down here. They only started coming back about 3 years ago and are now all over the place.
30 years ago, I mentioned that the CO2 had gotten so bad that it was melting the polar ice caps on Mars... That’s when I first discovered I was surrounded by morons.