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No Offense, Panda Sushi
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11*15*18 | MOTUS

Posted on 11/15/2018 4:54:51 AM PST by NOBO2012

I don’t know why, but MOTUS was worried that I might offend. So she directed Raj to review my post topics before I could publish. Apparently, Raj is somewhat more attuned to the sensibilities of others than I. Go figure.

So I did a quick scan of various post ideas and bounced them off Raj as she instructed.

First topic, Lady M.

MO told Oprah and a sold-out audience of 14,000 people at the United Center on Tuesday night, "Yes, I'm black." I didn’t think that would offend and neither did Raj, butt he was afraid that the vision of her squeezed into that sausage casing might upset too many breakfasts.

Stuffed!

Next, a report on the arrival of the invasion caravan on our southern border:

Raj could help me make a game for mobile devices called “Border Invaders.” It would sell like hotcakes.

But he said not unless MOTUS approved and as you know, she’s on vacation.

Running out of ideas, I came across this in MOTUS’ stack of potential future posts: Panda Sushi

As you may (or may not) know, Dewey From Detroit is MOTUS’ Panda alter-ego. As such she was not sure whether to be thrilled or appalled by this sushi demo. We decided to find out:

 

Mmmm…Panda Sushi

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: borderwall; caravan; immigration; michelleobama

1 posted on 11/15/2018 4:54:51 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Pandas are on the Endangered Species list.

Chinese Swat Team ‘rooking for ‘roo.

We don’t need Survey Markers on the illegals, We need crosshairs.


2 posted on 11/15/2018 6:06:08 AM PST by mabarker1 (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!!)
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To: NOBO2012

I didn’t understand a word of that.


3 posted on 11/15/2018 6:08:12 AM PST by dead ( Give everyone in the migrant horde lawnmowers and Mexico will have beautiful grass.)
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To: All

My God...she looks like an overstuffed, uncooked turkey....look at those legs.

Here's the "stylish" F/L debarking from Air Force One with her "well-dressed" daughter (smirk).


4 posted on 11/15/2018 6:28:06 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Liz

Is that a real outfit or a joke? It’s a joke as far as I’m concerned. It does look like she hasn’t given up boob belts as you can see some of it with her belly in the way. Looks like she may have given up her exercise program????

Never any news about the daughters anymore, is there? They can be covered now, can’t they - no longer are they “children” of the FIRST FAMILY...so why no news? Not that I care a whole heck of a lot but if it’s juicy, yeah, we need to hear it.


5 posted on 11/15/2018 8:34:49 AM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Liz

That’s a male cross dresser


6 posted on 11/15/2018 6:41:19 PM PST by Figment
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