“That’s a great article. I’ve never been to Whole Foods - the people I know who have gone have said ‘never again’ because of the prices. But I will have to go now, just to people watch ;-)”
I worked at Whole Foods Market (WFM) in Austin, so I am familiar with what the author was conveying. First, a couple of good points. The seafood aisle in Austin is one of the best I have seen that is not a fish store. Their seafood grill could be a nationally ranked restaurant it is that good. (growing up in NYC I know a bit about good seafood)
Their prepared meals are expensive, but again it is quality food and delicious. For the salad bar, same thing as well as their pastry section and in the Austin WFM, they have BBQ. With the abundance of world class BBQ joints in Austin and surrounding area, getting BBQ at WFM is like getting spaghetti at a diner. We will leave it at that.
The people who work on the floor are knowledgeable and always willing to help. Also, the staff are good at making recommendations for alternative selections. That’s the good.
The bad is less complicated. Patrons who frequent WFM are typically health fanatical libs who believe shopping at WFM is a status thing. From the valet parking to the constant need for attention. One time there I was called a troglodyte by a very pretty female who apparently was upset because her housekeeper was sick. I knew that because she wouldn’t shut up about it and wouldn’t move off to one side so others could pass while she bleated it on her phone. All I said was, “excuse me.” I said to her, “this is why you’re divorced and your kids hate you.” I took a shot since she wasn’t wearing a ring and was dressed as if to meet a rich guy. She started to cry. Highlight of my week.
Prices are also ridiculous. If I want this kind of food, I go to Sprouts which is Whole Foods for us poor troglodytes. But then again, HEB is now carrying a lot of the same stuff WFM carries at a third of the price. And I can stand on line there and not be stared at by the self absorbed weenies.
One thing WFM can do better, is have someone guide the patron to the next available spot in the queue. They do it, but only during meals since they want to get people out fast.
LOL! You dealt with that woman as many would like in that situation, but don’t dare ;-)
I will have to check out WF. They opened one near me, and it sounds interesting at least for a Saturday lunch.
“She started to cry. Highlight of my week.”
Between you and her she might have an easier time finding mercy in the afterlife. I have said a few things like that over the years but really regret them now.