“Thus it is safe to say this pit bull will be “tracking missing persons” just like the average husband will be sewing curtains for the guest room after he mops and waxes the kitchen floor.”
Oh man, you just described me. I’m sad now.
“Oh man, you just described me. I’m sad now.”
Take heart, my friend. I am sure that your wife values you highly, and shows her appreciation frequently in an appropriate manner.