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To: BunnySlippers
2 posted on
07/04/2018 6:59:19 PM PDT by
Fungi
To: BunnySlippers
Rig a flap-jack to fall on your head.
4 posted on
07/04/2018 7:00:55 PM PDT by
Paladin2
To: BunnySlippers
Just don’t sleep tonight.
5 posted on
07/04/2018 7:02:09 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: BunnySlippers
8 posted on
07/04/2018 7:02:45 PM PDT by
Qiviut
(Obama's Legacy in two words: DONALD TRUMP!)
To: BunnySlippers
What is your phone number? All of FR can call you when you need to be ‘woke’.
To: BunnySlippers
Does ANYONE know of a wake up service along the Lin es of 976-WAKE?
**************
I’d bet that Mr Google would give you some info for your area.
Even ol’ Yahoo might have a suggestion or two. Try ‘em.
10 posted on
07/04/2018 7:05:16 PM PDT by
deport
To: BunnySlippers
I have an idea....USE YOUR CELL PHONE!
11 posted on
07/04/2018 7:06:07 PM PDT by
max americana
(Fired libtard employees 9 consecutive times at every election since 08'. I hope all liberals die.)
To: BunnySlippers
My bladder and dogs get me up.
12 posted on
07/04/2018 7:09:17 PM PDT by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: BunnySlippers
You have an alarm clock still?
LOL, is it the one where the numbers manually flap down?
To: BunnySlippers
Most Wal-Mart’s are open 24 hours....
Go there and buy a new alarm clock for a few bucks.
15 posted on
07/04/2018 7:10:34 PM PDT by
Ouderkirk
(Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
To: BunnySlippers
Call 9-1-1 and give them the time that you need them to call you in the morning. I mean, this clearly sounds like an emergency.
16 posted on
07/04/2018 7:11:03 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: BunnySlippers
If the meeting is THAT important check into the nearest hotel/motel and use their wake-up service.
17 posted on
07/04/2018 7:12:21 PM PDT by
353FMG
To: BunnySlippers
You would NEVER make in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse... just sayin’
To: BunnySlippers
19 posted on
07/04/2018 7:13:31 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: BunnySlippers
Drink a gallon of water about an hour before you go to bed. I understand that’s how the Indians used to do it.
22 posted on
07/04/2018 7:14:18 PM PDT by
Yogafist
To: BunnySlippers
I’ve had FReepers order pizza for me when my phone was dead...so all things are possible.
23 posted on
07/04/2018 7:14:45 PM PDT by
1_Inch_Group
(Country Before Party)
To: BunnySlippers
24 posted on
07/04/2018 7:15:30 PM PDT by
eyedigress
((Old storm chaser from the west))
To: BunnySlippers

Run down to your nearest Wal-Mart!
27 posted on
07/04/2018 7:16:25 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: BunnySlippers
“Alexa, set the alarm for 0430am.”
29 posted on
07/04/2018 7:17:23 PM PDT by
VeniVidiVici
("Defeat David Trone")
To: BunnySlippers
Have you considered a kitten? They go after your toes about 4:30 AM...
31 posted on
07/04/2018 7:17:38 PM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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