[Pearls Before Swine]

“White men can’t jump.”

[Gator113]

And no doubt the sissy team employee complained.

[jjotto]

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/23938797/chris-bosio-says-was-sued-tigers-misunderstanding

...”Someone in our coaches’ room asked me [Monday afternoon] about Stumpf,’’ Bosio told USA Today. “And I said, “Oh, you mean ‘Spider Monkey.’ That’s his nickname. He’s a skinny little white kid who makes all of these funny faces when he works out.

“The kid [clubhouse attendant] thought we were talking about him. He got all upset. He assumed we were talking about him. I said, ‘No, no, no. We’re talking about Stumpf.’

“And that was it. I swear on my mom and dad’s graves, there was nothing else to it.’’...

[CheneyClone]

Maybe Bosio would still have a job if he had called the team employee a feckless c**t.

[Yo-Yo]

Given the Tiger’s performance this year, no big loss.

[glasseye]

Gotta be queers or women.
Neither of which should be anywhere near a ball field.

[butlerweave]

Screwball , Spitball ?

[Behind the Blue Wall]

So now the rule is you can’t refer to a white person in a way that would be offensive to a black person?

[Phil DiBasquette]

This sh!t over misunderstanding who can say what needs to end

People of every color picked cotton and “cotton pickin”
as in “wait a cotton pickin’ minute “ was never a slur
but a euphemism and that announcer got reamed for it

Now if you say anything regarding apes monkeys within
10 feet of a black they feel slighted

So...pack the court with Gorsuch types Donald.
Let’s roll back all the unconstitutional lib nonsense from abortion to
Affirmative Action to anchor babies to gay marriage

Forget about Lee no need to lose another Conservative senator
and forget about Pirro her ex’s mob ties will poison her

[BlueLancer]

Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

Caddyshack

[ilgipper]

If that’s all it was, that’s absurd. He needs to sue the crap out of them.

[Sir Napsalot]

Really? Insensitive remarks???!!!

That was NOT the problem with Detroit t-igers.

[Oscar in Batangas]

Detroit Tiger management are

#out of their Cotton Picking Minds

[Autonomous User]

I miss the days when you went to the ball park to pound some Budweiser do some beaver shooting.

[Songcraft]

Well, after the Tigers were just swept by three straight teams (Reds, Indians, A's), the whole Tigers team could be heard singing in the locker room, and were recorded for youtube...

       - - - Here they go - - -

[Midwesterner53]

Violating political correctness is like a North Korean telling Kim Jong Un he is fat. You’re history.

[Telepathic Intruder]

And he’s white.