Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’”
The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are out fishing and start bragging about their kids.
The Baptist says I have 5 sons. I have my own basketball team.
The Catholic says that’s nothing. I have 11 sons so I have my own football team.
The Mormon says I have you both beat. I have 18 wives. I have my own golf course!
(I’m an engineer and a Mormon with 1 wife)