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To: Quality_Not_Quantity

I can tolerate AM Shooting Jernel as long as they stick to guns and shooting stuff, but only barely.

This is, like, 2 strikes, man.


6 posted on 05/16/2018 5:51:33 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan
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To: T-Bone Texan
This is, like, 2 strikes, man.

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who brings a new girlfriend home only to find that the dog has chewed up the mail. He stares at the dog and says, "That's one."

Next, he finds that the dog has chewed up a pillow in the living room. He says to the dog, "That's two." When they get into the bedroom and find that the dog has peed in the corner, he looks at the dog, says "That's three" and pulls out his gun and shoots the dog.

The new girlfriend, horrified at what's she's witnessed, starts to protest the brutality of the guy. He looks at her and says,

"That's One."

7 posted on 05/16/2018 6:10:54 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
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