Because after all, what self-respecting liberal elitist tea-sipper doesn’t enjoy his $6 cup of overrated coffee, while rubbing elbows with a mentally ill, incontinent, disease-riddled drug addict with a criminal record, who hasn’t had a shower since he was paroled, and who’s hitting him up for spare change?
This ranks right up there with the other three monumentally disastrous hair-brained ideas: Ford’s “Edsel,” Coca-Cola’s “New Coke” and Target’s “Transgender Restrooms.” I can’t wait to see their stock circle the drain!
Im convinced that New Coke was merely a cover for the transition of the real thing from cane sugar to fructose corn syrup. While everyone pitched a fit over New Coke and how awful/different it tasted, their palettes were being cleansed so they didnt notice the switch to corn syrup when Classic was brought out. Coca-Cola made with cane sugar is still available as an import from Mexico.