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#FLOTUSFRIDAY–Give That Man a Big Cigar
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 4-13-18 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/13/2018 7:23:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012

I for one am glad that James Comey has found a new career in which he can use the skills he’s developed over a lifetime:


"This president is unethical, and untethered to truth and institutional values," Comey writes in the book, according to The New York Times. "His leadership is transactional, ego driven and about personal loyalty."  - USA Today

That’s impressive analysis given his limited contact with President Trump. Most psychoanalysts require dozens of hour long sessions with a client before developing a psychological profile. But then, most of them have never worked for the F.B.I..

It looks like he might be thinking of specializing in marriage counseling:

Comey recalls privately wondering why Melania might think there was even a 1 percent chance the allegation was true, noting there was “zero chance” his own wife would believe such a claim. [are you certain?]

“In what kind of marriage, to what kind of man, does a spouse conclude there is only a 99 percent chance her husband didn’t do that?” Comey writes. – NYPost

But don’t worry about Melania:


The last boy to step up to the board wrote “energized” and, as he pivoted to return to his seat, knocked to the carpet the first lady’s water glass on the table beside her ornately upholstered blue-and-gold chair.

He let out a gasp and a loud “Ooohh,” according to the White House pool report from the event.

Mrs. Trump put a reassuring hand on the boy’s shoulder, telling him: “No problem. Don’t worry. It’s just water, OK? No worry at all. It happens.” – People

She just carries on, performing her responsibilities with flawless grace and dignity. Something I don’t believe Dr. Comey will never be accused of:

The 6-foot-8 Comey describes the president - described by the White House doctor as 6 foot 3 - as shorter than he expected with a 'too long' tie.

His 'face appeared slightly orange, with bright white half-moons under his eyes where I assumed he placed small tanning goggles, and impressively coiffed, bright blond hair, which upon close inspection looked to be all his'.

'I remember wondering how long it must take him in the morning to get that done.'– DMO

“As he extended his hand,” Comey adds, “I made a mental note to check its size. It was smaller than mine, but did not seem unusually so.” – NYPost

Projection: It’s a powerful defense mechanism. What do you say we give this guy a big hand?


And a cigar. He definitely needs a cigar.

P.S. If the psychoanalyst gig doesn’t work out I think he can get a gig writing mean girl books.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: jamescomey; melania; obama; trump

1 posted on 04/13/2018 7:23:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

utter hog wash and I don’t intend to read one word

2 posted on 04/13/2018 7:29:22 AM PDT by BOARn
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To: NOBO2012
This reminds me of Colin Powell's autobiography My American Journey in which he mentions not once, but twice, that he thought it odd that Reagan's shoes had no creases across the top.

I guess that's what you have to write about in order to meet the publisher's 250 page minimum.

3 posted on 04/13/2018 8:25:11 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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