Posted on 03/17/2018 7:23:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012
For this years reenactment of St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland
AG Jeff Sessions fired Andy McCabe. If this godforsaken island of perfidy is ever going to be habitable by decent men there are a lot more snakes that need a one way ticket out of town. But nice start.
On another St. Patricks day note I feel I should warn those of you wandering off to a bar to celebrate the day with a beer and perhaps a wee dram chaser: along with the usual green brews this years on tap selections include a new glitter beer thats right, lager ala glitter-atti.
Breweries like Ska Brewing in Durango, Colorado; Three Weavers Brewing Company in Inglewood, California; and Bold Missy Brewery in Charlotte, North Carolina are just a few of the rising number of brewhouses who have released glitter-filled elixirs.
Goodness! Ive head of unicorn farts
but, glitter-pee?
Drink glitter beer and sparkle all night and well into the following morning!
And whatever you do, do not mix both green and glitter, the resulting by-product might make your hangover the following morning even worse than usual.
So please remember, all that glitters is not gold; therefore if you must drink today please drink, and pee, responsibly.
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
Ohhhhhhh....the Irish!!! :)
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