There was this time. About 10-15 years ago. Heck, more like 20 years ago. It was ... I dunno ... it was in the 90s, I guess. Anyway, there was this guy, you know, actually more than one of them ... and we were in this bar -- actually, we were in this guy's house. Or his friend's house. I forget. But, you know, stuff happened. It's all kind of blurry, because, you know, I was drinking. Anyway, Sylvester Stallone was there and ... whatever. So, do you think I can sue for $10M? Or maybe just $5M?
These things are mostly horse shit but I love the weigh the high and mighty are being brought down.
Best Christmas ever. (except for maybe 1959 when Cheryl Cummings let me kiss her under the mistletoe. Yowza!)