The writer:
Man, oh, man! Am I glad I’m married! Dating in this day and age is like Russian roulette!
They forgot to mention that she probably drives a Subaru
The pic of the woman in a corset reminded me of an old, hilarious Virginia Slims “you’ve come a long way, baby” cigarette ad. A man is helping his wife get into a too-tight corset by tightening its strings with a windlass. He’s cranking as hard as he can while she’s hanging onto two of the posts of their four poster bed. Then disaster strikes. The tension on the strings gets too high and she flies across the room, taking the two posts of the bed with her and collapsing the bed.
bump
This is akin to that scene in a teenage slasher flick where one or more characters goes to the basement door. You know better, the entire audience knows better yet the doomed character, just like an Original Star Trek ‘Red Shirt’, still does it and suffers their fate.
Dating anyone, of whatever 27 genders, who starts the date like that, is encountering a state of “Danger, Danger Will Robinson!” Cut it short, try not to get too many bruises, be gentle but firm in the exit and lock your door!
These women hat men so much, they are willing to deny that their their femininity even exists as it naturally complements masculinity.
I thought “gender fluid” was a way to describe gonorrhea.