Been “straight” for going on 61 years, and no, we don’t. We do drink Boubon , Beer, eat pizza, and fart though.
Bourbon, duh!
Im a few years younger, and thats my experience to a T.
Im sure you include handshakes, fist and chest bumps and backslaps.
But touch me otherwise, and you die.
I will admit, that sometimes after a friend says hold my beer and he fails miserably at his attempt at grandeur, depends on how hurt he is I might:
1. on ground.
-helping hand up.
2. on ground can’t get up because he is hurt and drunk. -helping hand up, maybe a hug if really drunk.
3. on ground can’t get up because his leg is cut off.
- Give him back his beer. Kiss him on the forehead and tell him I love him and to drink up. I’d likely get him another beer or give him mine.
Being straight for 62 years I have to admit I once cuddled with other guys. It was March 1978 in GA, I was in Ranger school on top of a hill and 4 of us cuddled together in the freezing rain for warmth.