Syphilis from her orgies with Bubba, Hildabeast and 0bamao and the Wookie.
Think about it, man. How could anything approaching that be true?
And "Wookie"? She of the, uh, 'resting' face?
Almost as much buzzkill as the one who, speaks loudly to pillows.
No, not that way (of talking to pillows), that other way...