Think about it, man. How could anything approaching that be true?
And "Wookie"? She of the, uh, 'resting' face?
Almost as much buzzkill as the one who, speaks loudly to pillows.
No, not that way (of talking to pillows), that other way...
No one claims they were engaging in their perversities with each other. No, they obviously have a wide network of likeminded degenerates to interact with.