Skip to comments.FLOTUS Friday: The Footwear Edition
Posted on 09/01/2017 7:50:41 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Hooray! We made it to FLOTUS Friday!
And what a FLOTUS week its been. First the bait and switch move enroute to Houston:
AKA Bait the Press. Its got to be the oldest trick in the book but Deep State Media falls for it ever time, and heads explode every time. Like Jim Treacher, I Can Remember When Mocking FLOTUS Clothes Was Racist. Now its considered a public service.
Anyway, this newfound foot fetish certainly wasnt on display during the previous administration. (Trigger warning) In the dark ages ( racist!) all FLOTUS footwear was duly noted, universally approved and the price ignored. You may review my partial dossier on the former FLOTUS footwear collection below for corroboration. I neednt mention the official inaugural footwear that officially began the collection; they came to be known affectionately around these parts as the poop green Cinderella slippers so Ill spare you. I next documented the FFC (FLOTUS Footwear Collection) with this pair of weird lovelies way back in 2009: Half-shoeless and Totally Clueless
Butt* these were followed by many, many more. I present a partial collection of footwear DSM did not consider inappropriate. First, the pumps:
The flats and sneakers:
and Jack boots:
And dress Jack boots:
Any of which were preferable to the barefoot:
So I say let the FLOTUS games begin. I will go out on a limb and give the Mario Batali Crocs award to Lady M
and everything else goes to the lovely Melania:
* Remember, double tee butts are always welcome on FLOTUS Fridays
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
OK, so I figured out that “FLOTUS” is First lady of the U.S. (thank God for the change - actually Obama LEAVING gave us “hope and change”). Melania is a knock out. Thank God for that breath of fresh air. It’s not just Moochie, but a lot of women these days are such an eyesore - frumpy and dumpy.
Thank God there are still women around like Melania and Ivanka. I hope it rubs off. Trump’s MAGA in many ways.
What is “MOTUS”?
FYI, whoever MOTUS is, please, less or none of Moochie (either years was enough) and much more of Melania (ahhhhh, so nice).
How can you compare Melania and that homo crossdresser Moochelle (read Michael) on the same page? Our lovely and gracious FLOTUS is what she appears. Mooch is just a clunky fag imposter, trying to keep his schlong camouflaged. JMHO.
Click the link, and look up top. Mother of the United States.
Actually, “MIRROR OF THE UNITED STATES”, but thanks.
LOL - You’re welcome.
I guess I’m done posting for a while. I’m spending more time correcting than posting.
‘I hate auto correct’
Don’t we all. It’s sly and sneaky, and it never takes a break.
OMG the contrast is unreal..
Heck yeah its not mean she hated us.
And Mel looks incredible in everything!!
But that is not what draws me to her, she is an American Woman faith, will, devotion, truth beauty....THE AMERICAN WAY.
Those are men feet
photos under “Flats and Sneakers”
Second row, far right pic *b/w print skirt, scuffed heeled flats. Carefully ponder the hem of that skirt. Frayed fabric? Loose threads? Certainly an item pulled out of the rag bag. This must have been a photo taken during the beginning days of BO’Bs dictatorship. Before public tax payers were victims of stolen cash from our coffers. The crack budgeted for BO’B must have come from Mo’Ms clothing allowance.
She came with strings attached!
Melania is so beautiful. Also, she doesn’t seem to have constant anger churning inside her. What a difference that makes!
“she doesnt seem to have constant anger churning inside her”
Because she appreciates our country.
Mooch looks like she is trying to land a cameo in a Stan Lee movie...
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