Ya know, I might as well complain about “Arid” winters. And say that Arizona is arid, arid, arid.
I am a piano player (as in, don’t shoot the).
Places in which swamp coolers will work during the summer, also tend to be hell on pianos during the winter. 5% and less humidity indoors once heated to livable temps. The wood doesn’t like that. Staying tuned requires humidity in the wood.
We are arid. Though we do have a mini-monsoon in the winter, so we don’t get arid winters. Those are objective truths. Just like Detroit being humid is an objective truth.