Sorry, I meant this: (Note the mother's resemblance to Kathy Griffin
She looks more like Charles Billingsly the kid known as Messy Marvin from 70s'80s commercials like Ovaltine and the movie A Christmas Story.
Opened an F-4 radome once, and a radar troop from some other base had written “Anyone that f#cks a WAF is too lazy to beat off.”