Posted on 06/03/2017 10:51:36 AM PDT by John Semmens
This week, Judicial Watch released a cache of over 2,000 of then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's emails. The documents confirm that classified information was being illegally shared with persons lacking the security clearance to receive them.
In a bizarre twist, Clinton attempted to characterize this as "evidence of the massive Russian conspiracy to deny me my right to be president. If you will notice, one of the emails alleges that my trusted aide Huma 'hooked up people from the Russian American Foundation with the right people at the State Department.' Since this email dates from 2010 it proves that Trump and the Russians engaged in a long-term plot against me and that Donald Trump is not legally our president."
"An additional email reference to a mysterious US-Russia Cultural Sub-Working Group shows that Russian naval forces were deployed to smuggle in the 1,000 robots who fabricated all the incriminating emails later published by Wikileaks," Clinton contended. "Surely, this is this smoking gun that Congress is looking for in the quest to oust the usurper and award the presidency to me."
Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton had a different take on the email contents: "The casual violation of laws concerning classified material and noxious influence peddling show the Clinton State Department was 'corruption central' in the Obama administration. No wonder Clinton's allies in the State and Justice Departments have been slow-walking and hiding these emails."
In related news, former Democratic National Committee Chair, Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Fla) blamed Congress for not stopping her from committing a series of network security violations while she headed the DNC. "The multiple offenses would have been far fewer if someone had stepped in early to prevent me from breaking the law," she rationalized. "I mean, if what I did was really so bad, wasn't it someone's responsibility to intercede before I went too far? Why should all the blame be put on me?"
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,265613.0.html
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I just hope Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Hillary recover completely from their lobotomies.
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You are an astute observer of human nature deviant behavior.
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