[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Guess I better stock up on beans and beer then.

Muh farts are going to power my van!

[a fool in paradise]

Havent you heard? Farts (specifically cow farts) are killing the planet. Lord God King Obama said so. You can’t eat beef anymore. He gets all the f’in wagu he wants though.

It’s good to be the King.

And no Vegan farts, ever. They’ll tell you so.