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Enjoy Your Morning Oatmeal
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-8-17 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/08/2017 7:53:04 AM PDT by NOBO2012

How did I manage to miss National Beer Day? Alas it was yesterday, so it’s too late to have a beer for breakfast.

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Yes, that’s exactly what it looks like:

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A baby. For awhile it looked like they would have to replace their 12 year old label because the Michigan Liquor Control Commission  suddenly realized that it violated one of their zillion administrative rules that states "an advertisement or label affixed to a container, covering, carton, or case of containers of alcoholic liquor shall not depict or make reference in any manner to minors."

The Commission apparently relented after Founders apologized for the confusion and presented an authentic birth certificate determining the baby in question was actually a 32 year old Millennial. With merit badges to prove it:

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So enjoy your morning oatmeal and get out there and enjoy the day!

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Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: beer; millenial; regulation

1 posted on 04/08/2017 7:53:05 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

The pattern of conversation was a little hard to follow with this article. I usually enjoy Michelle’s Mirror. But then, I’m not a Milleneal, so this one article was not really aimed at me.

I would like to find out what “Michelle” thought of Ivanka Trumps personality cult now growing in China. Young people, especially women, think the world of Ivanka, who appears to ‘have it all’.


2 posted on 04/08/2017 8:02:38 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: lee martell

I like the sign displayed at my hairdresser’s sop — “You already have it all.”


3 posted on 04/08/2017 8:36:53 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: lee martell

The Chinese fell in love with her daughter speaking Mandarin. That she saw fit to teach her Mandarin endeared Ivanka to the Chinese, I feel sure. (Awkward sentence structure. Sorry.)


4 posted on 04/08/2017 8:38:58 AM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: NOBO2012

That’s funny.


5 posted on 04/08/2017 8:40:07 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: NOBO2012

One of my favorite stouts.


6 posted on 04/08/2017 12:16:33 PM PDT by Raymann
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Those hands don’t look like baby hands. Weird.


7 posted on 04/08/2017 1:57:26 PM PDT by jackibutterfly (We have to stop saying "How stupid can you get". Too many people are seeing it as a challenge.)
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