Posted on 03/17/2017 3:36:13 PM PDT by John Semmens
State Rep. Jessica Farrar (D-Austin) has introduced a bill that would impose a $100 fine for each instance of "masturbatory emissions that occur outside a woman's vagina."
Farrar contended that her "satirical" bill "is meant to highlight the comparable absurdities of right-wing legislation aimed at deterring abortions. Let's see how men like it when their precious bodily fluids come under the same kind of regulation that impedes a woman's access to an abortion. Every spilled sperm, like every aborted fetus, represents a potential life that could've been brought to term. If a woman can be forced to bear a fetus to term why shouldn't a man be forced to confine his emissions to reproductive ends?"
The fact that each ejaculation contains millions of sperm cells was held by Farrar to "illuminate the greater magnitude of the offense committed by men. An abortion terminates only a single fetus. Masturbation terminates millions of potential fetuses. Clearly, men are guilty of the greater crime." Taking a cue from an old Seinfeld TV episode, Farrar said the fine would rely on an "honor system until such a time as comprehensive and universal surveillance can be established throughout the state."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/214650-2017-03-17-semi-news-semi-satire-march-19-2017-edition.htm
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Wouldn't THAT be a kick in the ass?!
In another forum someone suggested an Internet hoax directed at adolescent boys, that because he could no longer “fap”, a teenage boy hung himself, and authorities are expecting a “wave of suicides” from masturbators, terrified of going to prison.
And, in something that would defeat the entire purpose of this pro abortion legislator, that because of the despondent teen boys, teen girls had decided to not just abhor birth control and get pregnant, but to have and raise their children in good, Christian households. So the “law” has caused an explosion in teen pregnancy, while at the same time putting abortionists out of business.
Many.
Anti-science leftists can not tell tell the difference between sperm and a person.
The politicization of science is a very dangerous thing.
Jessica Farrar (D-Austin) -—star of “Jessica Does Jackson Hole”?
I have already paid my dues. I have to wear glasses.
The sad irony in this is that she recognizes that a life is being ended with an abortion and yet she maintains her pro choice position.
She proudly condones the murder of innocents.
Who is guilty if she swallows?
Yeah,...and I have to wait til next Monday
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