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Texas Rep Proposes Fine for Masturbation [semi-satire]
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| 19 Mar 2017
| John Semmens
Posted on 03/17/2017 3:36:13 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
How much for an annual pass?
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posted on
03/17/2017 3:37:36 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: John Semmens
That’s gonna bankrupt some guys.
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posted on
03/17/2017 3:38:15 PM PDT
by
PGR88
(The)
To: John Semmens
Lawmakers will tax anything.
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posted on
03/17/2017 3:39:58 PM PDT
by
Salvavida
(The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
To: John Semmens
So a fertilized egg is a baby taken to various stages for nine months including a late term abortion where a. Any can live outside the womb.
That is to the left wing convenience murders, is the same thing as untertilized egg/ semen. Brilliant!
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posted on
03/17/2017 3:42:16 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: John Semmens
Heh. Who gets to gather evidence?
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posted on
03/17/2017 3:43:02 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
To: John Semmens
Sorry John. I read the original story - there’s no way that you can out-crazy this (alleged) female.
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posted on
03/17/2017 3:45:34 PM PDT
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
03/17/2017 3:49:44 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: John Semmens
Wouldn’t that be the same thing as making blog posts?
To: John Semmens
Actually Kelloggs Corn Flakes was brought to the market with a feature that it lessened masturbation. Eat more Kelloggs Cornflakes and support the liberal agenda.
To: John Semmens
Then shouldn’t we fine a woman every months for dropping an egg that gets flushed away if it is not fertilized?
Fair is “Fair” in liberal land right?
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posted on
03/17/2017 3:53:54 PM PDT
by
GraceG
(Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...)
To: John Semmens
What is the recidivism rate?
To: John Semmens
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posted on
03/17/2017 4:01:05 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
To: John Semmens
Every spilled sperm, like every aborted fetus, represents a potential life that could've been brought to term. Wrong, if that were the case women would have millions of babies with every pregnancy. Thus every sperm ejected into a female is not a viable human being at all. Just as every egg a woman passes through menstrual cycles is not a viable baby. While when the two are combined there is a possibility for a baby, neither are capable of producing a baby on their own.
An aborted fetus though has already begun that process, after the two elements needed have met, and truly is a baby in the making.
To: John Semmens
Thought the EPA was supposed to regulate emissions.
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posted on
03/17/2017 4:18:39 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: John Semmens
Am I in trouble now????
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posted on
03/17/2017 4:27:55 PM PDT
by
CapnJack
To: John Semmens
A waste of taxpayer’s money.
To: dynachrome
Heh. Who gets to gather evidence?
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posted on
03/17/2017 4:38:33 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: humblegunner
Wouldn’t that be the same thing as making blog posts?
Making blog posts are that much fun?
are you secretly a blogger?
that'd beat doing it out in public!
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posted on
03/17/2017 4:44:05 PM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(my kinfolk had to fight off wagon burnin' scalp taking Comanches, reckon we could take on a few more)
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