[Libloather]

You must keep your own scorecard. I picked up 5 points just coming home from the Piggly Wiggly! And, of course, no wagering allowed.

[freedumb2003]

"I expect to get high score."

[beethovenfan]

Laterst version requires you to shout “Allhu akbar !!” while ramming pedestrians.

[Farmer Dean]

Would it be cheating if I had my dogs herd people off the sidewalks and into the street for me?

[Surrounded_too]

this is old and ain’t funny any more in light of muzzies causing havoc with vehicles. somebody with a cc may put a bullet through the windshield right in between your eyes.

[Surrounded_too]

this is old and ain’t funny any more in light of muzzies causing havoc with vehicles. somebody with a cc may put a bullet through the windshield right in between your eyes.

[cyclotic]

I should have won. Last year, I had the chance to ram Al Franken.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

40 points: Chuck Norris.

You're going to need more than 40 points for that one. Make sure you are in a Secret Service motorcade on attempt. Have full health insurance for hospital stay afterwards. Your car is going to be severely damaged on impact and Chuck Norris will look like he's been bitten by a mosquito. Also, you will need to provide PTSD care for all of the SS guys involved when it happens.

[JohnBovenmyer]

100 points: when arrested you get off by pleading brake failure and take Toyota for $1M.