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To: Terry L Smith

Jeremiah Johnson: Y’ever get lonesome?
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Fer what?
Jeremiah Johnson: Woman?
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman’s heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a HAWKEN gun. But don’t get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman’s breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.


3 posted on 02/17/2017 6:24:11 AM PST by spankalib ("I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.")
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To: spankalib

Can’t forget Hatchet Jack!


4 posted on 02/17/2017 6:45:51 AM PST by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: spankalib

Dear spank,

“Your words of iron are true.”


8 posted on 02/17/2017 9:56:38 AM PST by Terry L Smith
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